“My goal when I do comedy is to make people laugh, or educate them, or help them get laid.” Quincy Jones “Quincy is who I

“We used to have to do cryotherapy on his balls.” Alexander Chris “All of your stories sound like punk rock songs to me.” Nica Alexander

“Being a clean comic… I just want everyone of all ages to have a really good time.” Kat “Do you think it’s harder to be

“Drums are such a rhythm… Making your set into a drum solo.” Theo “Have you ever set your eyebrows on fire by accident? I have.

“Bush rat is very chewy, and iguana tasted like a gamey chicken.” Lala “I ate my own placenta and it tasted like chicken.” Nica Lala

My producer, Andrew Birkhimer, and I put together this compilation as a BIG THANK YOU to everyone who came in and shared their lives and

“If this were an anime, breastfeeding is your fight against people.” Granison “I could squirt them in the eye” Nica Granison Crawford is an actor,

“Why do they send us pictures of their wieners?” Nica “Because they would like that, and that’s why they do it.” Kathleen Kathleen Guevara is

“The whole idea of “Give Me Juice” is you go to my podcast and you are going to get filled up.” Leon “I think you

“I think I was made little because I’m violent.” Nica “They lock you in a room until you tucker yourself out.” Kyle Kyle Anderson has

“I’m a great boyfriend, but my girlfriends just don’t realize it.” Ryan “You broke your creative hymen.” Nica Ryan Joseph is a local LA comic

“I feel like I’ve made it. I’m in the sauna with my shirt off with a white woman.” Duece Flame “Once you have kids it

“I just want to make the world laugh.” Big Mickey “I like to live in a bubble and be completely oblivious to reality.” Nica Born

“You don’t need any external equipment?” Ross “No, it’s positioning.” Nica Ross Copeland is a comedian and writer in Los Angeles. He performed stand up

“Agoura High was traumatic.”  Chase “I’m just scanning the crowd for hot guys.”  Nica Chase O’Donnell is a comedian and actor who was born and

“I consider you my comedy mom.” Michelle “Well I did breastfeed for three years.” Nica Michelle Nubia is from Laguna Beach, California and lived in

“You know how you focus on the positive by focusing on yourself.” Juan  “Which is why I get a lot of facials.” Nica Juan De

“You want me to cum in your sauna?” Brinan “No… I want you to come into my sauna!” Nica Brinan Weeks is a comedian and

“I say I’m a lesbian with a man. I saw my partner in their full aura before.” Suwon ”I have a lot of time on

“He likes a machete!” Angela “I like it when Uber drivers are mean to me.” Nica Angela Augustus is an up and coming comedian. She

“You need to crash and burn based off of you, and I think stand up comedy was the key.” Barry ” It’s too much pressure

“I eat red flags for dinner.” Justin“He likes to cover his nipples which is what I like in a young man.” Nica  Justin James has

“Feel through it first, and then boss up afterwards.” Ashli “I’m sensing a self-help book in your future.” Nica Ashli Auguillard is a TV actress

“I have a couple of low budget scripts set up with my company.” Cal “If you need an extra, I’ll walk by.” Nica Cal Barnes

 “I’m sitting in a sauna thinking is this greatness or is this tragedy.” Kenneth “I’m a little too hot and delirious to explain myself properly.”

“I have older nipples.  They are starting to point down.” Rob “During an earthquake do you feel your balls more?” Nica Rob Morris is host

FA real man to me is like a gentleman.” Fernanda “ ¿dónde está la cerveza?” Nica  Fernanda Tapia is an actress and writer, known for

FI walked over hot coals… Later on you could tell I had walked on fire.  My feet were hot!” Torrance“I’m stalking you right now.  That’s

FHell yeah man… At the bank the security guard comes over and stands next to me.” Chirs “Every step you take your clothes could just

“Oh my God, my wig!” Nthenya“I have to stop sexually exploiting men.” Nica Nthenya from Kenya! Nthenya was born in Kenya and spent the first

“People who tell the truth and are honest I immediately sexually respond to them.” Vanessa “I was born very early so that’s why I’m a

“Why would I stop nursing when the baby is the only one who would suck my tits?” Cheryl “I think people fake NOT liking me.

FacebookTwitter Playlist Embed“They are vegan at home, but they eat pork and beef when they leave the house.” Jermaine“It’s all about Jah.” NicaJermaine Jackson is an Executive

“Im naughty. I have a lot of good GILF years left.” Sally Sally performs twice a week at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles and

“For everything in my life I have to look at the funny side because that’s the easiest way to deal with pain and loneliness.”  Marc

“My brain is like five different radios, tuned to five different stations, each at full volume.” David Buckingham roams the windblown alleys, abandoned factories, gritty

“I still get down on my knees and pray, and sometimes cry.”DJ Mark London Grammy nominated British DJ who was one of the first artists

“I don’t want to live by rules that were set for me.” Grace“My socks are sweating.” Michael Grace Lee & Michael Pritsker Two funny comedians!  You can

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